Things that shouldn't be labelled "special features" on the back of a DVD:
interactive menu screens
How you spoil us with the ability to start and stop the DVD! And of course it's "interactive" - it's not a menu if you can't choose something from it.
Oooh! What next? You tantalise us with the prospect of a box and a sleeve and the shiny surface of the disc?
My Christmas DVDs, incidentally, were Alistair Cooke's America and Private Schultz, both of which I hope to blog about sometime. The Dr got the two-disc Princess Bride and Night of the Hunter.
And my previous DVD-buying methodology is the subject of Clemmo's despair.