- Beowulf kit off
Regretably, there is no nudey CGI Ray Winstone here.
- Cabbage cleans
David Essex explained this one; it's meant to clean the blood.
Nobody else knows what it means either.
- Dawkins resurrection
And on the third day, nothing happened.
- Dirty rascals
Modern poetry's not-quite rhyme with "king of the castle".
- driver_unloaded_without_cancelling_pending_operations, this driver may be at fault: CDR4_2k.sys
This one crops up quite a lot, which suggests DivX didn't just have sexual congress with my computer. The tart.
- Doctor for ladies
Because you don't want to see the same man as your servants.
- English term for la vendetta
That would be, er, "vendetta".
- Example of sentences with noun-verb-adverb-adjective
Cats sleep quietly long.
- Get angry with mother sex
What, sex triggered by being cross with your mum? Or getting angry because your mum is having sex? Be more specific!
- HOW DO YOU MAKE A DALEK?
I like how the capitals suggest sudden urgency. DAMMIT, THE WAR STARTS ANY MINUTE.
- KBO + BOILER
- Mowgli beating
Surely a euphemism.
- Old Norse mead bench
What distinguishes a bench as "Old Norse" and "mead". Is it to with how many tough Vikings can squeeze on it?
- Popped gum abscess
There's an image we all needed.
- Short stories about the main characters discovering their identities because of the antagonist
I'd recommend "Imposter" by the late Philip K Dick.
- Valley of Jehosophat
That bit of slatey Wales where Anthony Ainley hails the third Doctor.
- We’ve got lions
The clincher in Kenya's national anthem.
- Why the Swiss army is rubbish
The punchline to a foppish joke, no doubt mocking pen knives.
- You touch my tra la la
Is that a euphemism for a mowgli?
Thursday, November 15, 2007
For your delight and entertainment, here are a few recent search terms that suffer people unto this blog.