Nothing Tra La La?

The blog of writer and producer Simon Guerrier

Showing posts with label fruit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fruit. Show all posts
Monday, March 02, 2015

Bananas

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The new issue of Doctor Who Adventures  features a four-page comic strip written by me. In "Five A Day", the 12th Doctor and Clar...
Thursday, March 04, 2010

Power of the dahlesque

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“‘It’s a Snozzwanger!’ cried the Chief of Police. ‘It’s a Whangdoodle!’ yelled the Head of the Fire Department.” Roald Dahl, James and the G...
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Sunday, December 06, 2009

Homo satsuma

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Not only did I remove the peel from my satsuma in one single piece - as is the Correct Method - but I inadvertently sculpted the shape of a ...
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Friday, March 13, 2009

How to make a banana look EXACTLY like a penguin

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Bananas are good. They contain zinc. And can be made to look EXACTLY like penguins. Here's how: Step one. Take a banana, any banana. In ...
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