The builder currently rebuilding our house made a cool discovery: The house is at least 100 years old, possibly late 19th century. And there in the original brickwork are the paw prints of a cat. We're going to leave them on show.
Have you tried placing the paws of one of your current cats inside the paw marks? If my theory is correct, the bricks will slide back, revealing a long-hidden star portal that will automatically transport your entire house to the Cat Galaxy, where you will be worshipped as gods! Or possibly eaten as a pre-dinner snack - I admit the ancient scrolls are a bit ambiguous on this point.
Have you tried placing the paws of one of your current cats inside the paw marks? If my theory is correct, the bricks will slide back, revealing a long-hidden star portal that will automatically transport your entire house to the Cat Galaxy, where you will be worshipped as gods! Or possibly eaten as a pre-dinner snack - I admit the ancient scrolls are a bit ambiguous on this point.
ReplyDeleteI shall give it a go. If you don't hear from me again it is because I got eaten.
ReplyDeleteThat is really cool! Better than finding a skeleton like in an episode of The Bill.
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