Searching questions

For your delight and entertainment, here are a few recent search terms that suffer people unto this blog.

• Beowulf kit off
  Regretably, there is no nudey CGI Ray Winstone here.
  
  
• Cabbage cleans
  David Essex explained this one; it's meant to clean the blood.
  
  
• Coterminosity
  Nobody else knows what it means either.
  
  
• Dawkins resurrection
  And on the third day, nothing happened.
  
  
• Dirty rascals
  Modern poetry's not-quite rhyme with "king of the castle".
  
  
• driver_unloaded_without_cancelling_pending_operations, this driver may be at fault: CDR4_2k.sys
  This one crops up quite a lot, which suggests DivX didn't just have sexual congress with my computer. The tart.
  
  
• Doctor for ladies
  Because you don't want to see the same man as your servants.
  
  
• English term for la vendetta
  That would be, er, "vendetta".
  
  
• Example of sentences with noun-verb-adverb-adjective
  Cats sleep quietly long.
  
  
• Get angry with mother sex
  What, sex triggered by being cross with your mum? Or getting angry because your mum is having sex? Be more specific!
  
  
• HOW DO YOU MAKE A DALEK?
  I like how the capitals suggest sudden urgency. DAMMIT, THE WAR STARTS ANY MINUTE.
  
  
• KBO + BOILER
  Pass.
  
  
• Mowgli beating
  Surely a euphemism.
  
  
• Old Norse mead bench
  What distinguishes a bench as "Old Norse" and "mead". Is it to with how many tough Vikings can squeeze on it?
  
  
• Popped gum abscess
  There's an image we all needed.
  
  
• Short stories about the main characters discovering their identities because of the antagonist
  I'd recommend "Imposter" by the late Philip K Dick.
  
  
• Valley of Jehosophat
  That bit of slatey Wales where Anthony Ainley hails the third Doctor.
  
  
• We’ve got lions
  The clincher in Kenya's national anthem.
  
  
• Why the Swiss army is rubbish
  The punchline to a foppish joke, no doubt mocking pen knives.
  
  
• You touch my tra la la
  Is that a euphemism for a mowgli?